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"It’s eating me up inside
that I can’t chase you with whiskey
because I’ve felt
your arms around my waist
and alcohol isn’t nearly as addicting"

— drunk // s.b. (via sblisspoetry)

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kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho

(Source: deanwincherter, via the--tooth--fairy)

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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via trust)

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clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

(via coldandgreylikenewyorkinyou)

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montecristonight:

WANT!
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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(Source: 666clit, via trust)

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adversvry:

👅
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  • me: wow I'm fat
  • me: maybe I look ok
  • me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
  • me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
  • me: I am more than just my weight!
  • me: who the fuck cares about anything
  • me: I AM SO FAT.
  • me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
  • me: i hate myself
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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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"You were the hardest lesson I ever had to learn."

— My Ten Word Story (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: thr0wmyfaith, via testimon-y)

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